I’ve got this feeling inside my bones
It goes electric when I’m staring at my phone
Sat on my sofa, hiding at home
I feel the urge to snipe at someone I don’t know
Si I find a piece of art that I could never hope to make
And I write a shitty comment filled with spite and gall and hate
Then I chuckle to myself as I lay back and masturbate
Then I wait…
Nothing I can do all night but just troll, troll, troll, troll
I got bugger all else to do but troll, troll, troll, troll
Mummy please don’t look at me as I troll, troll, troll, troll
Nothing more to offer this world but troll, troll, troll, troll
I am invincible inside this room
An inexhaustible and poison-pumping womb
I’ve got an army in my keyboard
And from the Kremlin I can start your civil war
So I take a leaf from Donald’s book and throw fuel on the fire
Know that you-know-who will take it cos I’m preaching to the choir
If I had an ounce of decency I’d piss off and retire
But I wait….
Nothing I can do all night but just troll, troll, troll, troll
I got bugger all else to do but troll, troll, troll, troll
Mummy please don’t look at me as I troll, troll, troll, troll
Nothing more to offer this world but troll, troll, troll, troll
Mummy, are you proud of me?
With my decency, and my dignity?
Is anybody there? I need to know you care.
Validate me. Validate me.
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